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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3472 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
