Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	2929
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	7258
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Votes:	5980	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	394	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Votes:	880	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	2938
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	8610	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	582	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com