Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2388
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	240
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7712	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6059
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	164
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!