Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2038
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9553
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	367	Potions Brewed:	82
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	446
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4130
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1828

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.