Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	9023
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	951728
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.