Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	250
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	5199	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1095	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1044	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	252056
Potions Brewed:	113	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5278	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Crops Grown:	1595
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!