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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8939 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6728 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!