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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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