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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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