Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
New Chunks Explored: 982568 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    CelestialCraft Overview

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

    • Custom Achievements
    • Magic Carpets
    • Custom Events
    • StarShards Currency
    • Rankup System
    • Player Shops
    • Grief Prevention
    • PvP
    • Mature Community

    Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

    Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on this server? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
    How can I earn StarShards currency? Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
    Are there age restrictions on the server? CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

    Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

    So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9932 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 3003 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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