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Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gay Pride Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GF Goals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.

Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

3d, anatomy, Archive, artists, bad anatomy, balance, ChunkyChick, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Furaffinity, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, QoTT, Reposting, slow pace, smp, sub-fetishes, Thread, Writefag

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ban Happy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

Abilities, agronomy, Battles, Brewing, Cities, Classes, Crafts, Custom Map, Donations, Economy, Events, Fishing, Fly, Magic, Mechanics, No Mini-Games, Plot, Politics, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Races, recipes, RPG, server history, Skills, story events, Tools

Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

Do you want a regular PVE game?

For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

Maybe you want PVP and battle?

And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

Or are you in the travel spirit?

Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	2584

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

World Series Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.

So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

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Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Saarpanese Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just a regular old Minecraft player? Well, join our server and become a Saarpanese! That’s right, we have a new ethnicity just for our players. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1