Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Void Gems Collected:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	929430

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	New Chunks Explored:	203180
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	8846
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6240	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	298	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	251	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6796	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	425046	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Mines Excavated:	4688	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5647
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Farms Harvested:	714	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2202	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	7692	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	5584	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz