Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3525	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The culmination of years of dedicated effort, Chorus is a fantasy PvEvP experience where you: – Explore a breathtaking fantasy realm hitherto unseen in Minecraft, teeming with hostile biomes, ancient mysteries, and enigmatic beasts to slay. – Join forces with allies to erect mighty cities and carve out a nation. – Embark on raids to seize varied NPC strongholds and hidden dungeons. – From the heavens, unleash a barrage of greekfire and rockets in exhilarating aerial combats. – With your goat horn, lead steadfast NPC troops and hired mercenaries. – Lay siege to player cities & forts using our advanced, in-house siege mechanics. Blast and burn with reckless abandon, knowing all is restored afterwards. – Ready your mounts for battle, be it horse, panda, or bear, to unleash devastating cavalry charges. – Dive deep underwater on a dolphin’s back, wielding tridents against adversaries. – Through battle, cunning, or diplomacy, expand your realm and ascend to empire status.Join the scramble!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1464	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.