Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Location: North America, but we welcome players from all over. Version: Running 1.2, but clients running 1.18.2 and older are supported Platform: Java and bedrock players are supported! Server IP: crystalcove.mcserver.usWe are a new server with a fresh new world. We are primarily a vanilla server but we do have minimal QOL plugins as well as some fun plugins such as mob and player drop heads.We host various types of events such as – PVP Battles, Build Competitions, Hide & Seek, with many more to come!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	6247	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877314
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.