Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Items Found:	1392
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.