Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MelonSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

Servers are on 1.19.2+

– org.melonsmp.net

Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zedpixel-Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	273	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	6343
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.