Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4423

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9290	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	93

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.