Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

Java (26098) & Bedrock (19132) Supported

ViaVersion << All (1.7 - Current - Forward)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3102

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craftania

Survival, Towny

Craftania is all about communities. Earn money, create a town and invite your friends to become the biggest town in the world

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ApexSurvive

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

a fun minecraft anarchy be careful and try to survive the battlefield, it is also a kid friendly minecraft server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

NO Pay-to-Win or Admin “Cosmetic” ShopsCustom Weapons, 450+ custom enchantsCustom Levelled and difficult MobsCustom Dungeons, Bosses, MobArenamcMMO and JobsTowny-likeVehiclesIn-game purchasable Cosmetic RanksDiscord integrated and MinecraftChat Auctions, Auctionhouse, LotteryPlayer-made Shops, and a Stockmarket-like Admin ShopmcMMO and JobsRebornKeep InventoryAnd more…

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!