ChubbyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s toughest questions like “Why aren’t there any fat Vtubers?” Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all Vtubers, no matter their size! Join us and you’ll find Vtubers of all shapes and sizes, from tiny pixelated cuties to chunky blocky beauties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule with an iron hoof and bacon grows on trees. If you can defeat the Bacon King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to get down and boogie. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WarCraftWeapons

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got more weapons than Ukraine, like for real. Stoltenberg himself said that delivering more weapons will help end the war sooner, so imagine how epic our battles are gonna be. join now and be part of the ultimate showdown, where the only way to win is by crafting the craziest weapons and dominating the battlefield. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft becomes a real ATM for building architects in North America!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

We have 5 servers running on the system right now. FTB Revelation is the oldest with the others about 2 months old. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to even if you’re only interested in a quiet pack like Stoneblock 3. Come in, check things out, say hi. We’re here to play.

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.2	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.53	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.10.0	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
BM Revelations ii	v1.2.1	bmrev.levian.nexus

The servers are public, but I do want to encourage you to join our Discord server to keep up to date with happenings. Discord Server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the servers?

A: You can join the servers using the IP addresses provided in the table above.

Q: Are the servers public or private?

A: The servers are public and open to anyone who wants to join.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life! Just remember, everything you do on our server is three times more epic than on any other server – so get ready to have a blast!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7071	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	8221	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Farms Harvested:	954	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	6947
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	439172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.