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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2811 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2069 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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