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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 330681 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
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