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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
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