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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 557 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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