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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7558 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
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