Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8266 Dragon Eggs Found: 7740
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Potions Brewed: 199
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Emeralds Found: 8936 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Potions Brewed: 94
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Potions Brewed: 147
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mines Excavated: 4418
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Zombie Dances: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 126 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8912 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Items Found: 1736
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 3039
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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