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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1307 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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