yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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