yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3286
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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