yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
Ores Mined: 2853 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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