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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2484 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.