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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7722 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.