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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.