Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5602
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	6444	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	4325	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Star Shards Collected:	273

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.