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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5407 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!