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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 209 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!