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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 488527 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!