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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1542 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7338 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!