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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1887 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 599 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.