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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
