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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5107 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.