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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2052 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7595 |
Animals Bred: | 90 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.