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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.