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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8728 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4656 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.