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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5291 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.