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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.