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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5915 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2267 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.