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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8960 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5565 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.