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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1738 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.