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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4556 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 285 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.