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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.